Erin, about the new TV for Christmas 2013
Nice to meet you, Chase.
Pat, meeting Chance for the first time. Chase is the dog.
Joe: I'll strike Aidan out in 4 pitches. Carol: Asshole.
Joe bragging about pitching wiffleball, Carol's opinion of same.
Let's all go upstairs and tickle.
Fiona, to Keelan and Aidan.
Griff? He's greasy.
Erin, to Joe, when Joe said he liked hanging out with Griff.
Ryan: Go Fast! Joe: OK! Ryan: No! Go Back!
Joe, giving 7yo Ryan a ride on the Jet Ski at Georgetown.
STATION! DISNEY!
Poppy, trying to give voice commands to the XM radio.
" 'mell me"
Aidan after coming out of a shower.
"He is doing lights out"
Christine after questioning why the yankees would pull a relief pitcher out of the game.
"She total agiled it!"
Erin talking about Stella jumping for a ball on grandma and grandpa's lawn.
"Theres Bumps!"
Keelan screaming and crying about the fact that his socks had wrinkled inside his shoe and created severe discomfort.
"I have bad news about my beekeeping"
Whitney, after months of talking about her desire to become a beekeeper, as well as numerous conversations with skeptical family members about the feasibility of beekeeping in Seattle, she barges into the kitchen one morning with an announcement.
Christine: Wanna sit down here with me? Griff: I was going to, but you were just at the gym. You are post sweaty. Aidan: ...Yeah mom like soup.
"Kinda Happy, Kinda Sad"
Aidan on fishing
"If I could have one superpower, I wouldn't cure AIDS, I wouldn't fly, or be invisible. Instead I would have super strength so that I could get on the side of my house and push it into a trash can."
Griff articulating his feelings about his house.
"Yeah well those people can go f**k themselves"
Griff interupts Whitney after she said that people dont respond to swearing and aggressive behaviour.
Come on Humammed! Come on Joe Frazier!
Erin commentating Whitney and Griff's childhood boxing matches.
"Its just like a fairytale"
While at the final game of the 2009 World Series in Yankee Stadium, Carol calls Whitney after the final out and says.
"I was washing my face during that break"
During a conversation on the phone with Pat, Keelan finishes his thought and waits for a response. There is a long pause followed by the sound of running water. This continues for about thirty seconds. Then Pat resumes the conversation by saying.
You're always taking his choice
Keelan