01
"Boo! Wheres the Magic?"
Whitney, Erin, and Carol
While performing a magic show in front of the family, Keelan makes a mistake during a trick and the girls respond with hisses, boos, and unkind hurtful words.
02
"You're always taking his choice!"
Keelan
After many, many instances where either Mom (Christine) or Dad (Griff) would take Aidan's (Keelan's Brother) side on an argument and being feed up Keelan responded with frustration.
03
"I do lips on it"
Potter after being asked about his ice cream eating techniques.
04
"Bite Me"
Carol to Fiona after she told her grandmother she should take her hair off because something was wrong with it.
05
"Check and send!"
Keelan
A term that means to be over and done with something. It may be used as an exclamation point to a sentence.
ex. I am going to the store with or without you...Check and Send! or Well I happen to like these pants and you know what Im keeping them on...Check and Send!
06
"She gave you the eye finger"
Griff to Grandpa after Whitney scowled at grandpa for several seconds.
07
"Is there an ichiro convention going on downstairs?"
Pat commenting on the amount of Asians at the buffet.
08
"I have bad news about my beekeeping"
Whitney, after months of talking about her desire to become a beekeeper, as well as numerous conversations with skeptical family members about the feasibility of beekeeping in Seattle, she barges into the kitchen one morning with an announcement.
09
"Im tired of watching fat people dance...write that in your freggin' notebook!"
Griff.
10
"Keelan we are playing tag or I'm spitting on you"
Fiona, while playing in the grass at Grandma's house.