I wouldn’t dare explain this.
-Griff
"We are going to call you keke when your being a girl that is a real thing that is going to happen"
Sabrina
"You eat like a chinaman"
Grandpa to Keelan after watching him lean over his plate to shove hash browns into his mouth.
"I'm a little bummed out"
Brady after seeing 12 years a slave.
Dear Dr. Wong, I am in love with you. I'm afraid If I show up to class I will say something stupid. So because of this I will be unable to come to class today, I hope you understand. Sincerely Yours
Above is a letter/email that Brady wrote to his Asian film studies professor because he didn’t want to go to class the next day.
"Stop causin' shit up"
"I knew Forrest when he was just a little tree"
Shane, on his relationship with Forrest.
"I can confidently say that its the glue that holds our friendship together"
Sabrina explains how her relationship with her roomate Luana is strong because it is built on making fun of other people.
"This one really validated him as a song writer"
Griff, on Dylan's Wigwam.
"You know whats a good episode of iCarly"
Brady Palubiski during a long silence at the dinner table tries to spark up a conversation in an unlikely fashion.
"That would not be happy to him"
Brady telling Keelan not to ride Trent's skateboard while he was gone
"There will never be world peace. There's always gonna be someone who has to be a bitch"
Brady Palubiski gives his two cents about the prospect of future world peace after a lengthy conversation between four other people.
"I can't cut hair while I’m making meatballs"
Sarah (Hartney Harrington Friend) after Chris (Hartney) asked to be trimmed at a dinner party.
"I wished I had kicked you out last year and then I wouldn't feel sad today!"
Griff to Keelan while driving to LMU to move him into the dorms.
"Whitney liked a bunny once at quality supply"
After being asked how Whitney felt about animals, Erin recalls a short and sweet answer from the memory banks.
"Did you hear her chewing?!"
When asked why she moved her desk into a new office, Whitney explains her decision. (Her coworker was eating a bag of chips at her desk)
"I have so much mon-chick its not even fun-chick"
Aidan while he pulls hundred dollar bills from his bulging wallet. When translated from Aidan Language to English the boy actually said: "I have so much money its not even funny".
"We have to just stay in one location stop drop and roll"
Shortly after Mom (Chris) and Dad (Griff) left Aidan and Keelan in the car to go get snacks at a gas station, Aidan panics about being alone in the middle of nowhere.
"(Uuda) BangBang"
A term used to punctuate an action (ordinarily) associated with sport or competition, traditionally used to emphasize a 3-point basket in basketball. It may also be used to complement the achievements of others.
ex. "thats an Uuda BangBang!" or "KD just hit a BangBang"
(See also: Bangout!)
"It looks like you've got epilepsy when you do that"
While Aidan was sidesteping down the street.