While passing an old, presumably smelly, tattered clothes man pushing a large cart of bottles and cans.
-Griff
"No! This does nothing to smash the ass!"
While surfing XM stations searching for something suitable to his taste, Griff expresses his displeasure with the relative lameness of the tracks.
"It doesn't matter what it is take it, ITS AWESOME!"
In 1st class on an Iceland Air flight to Keelan, after stewardess came around with strange looking black pouches. -Whitney
"If I had my Wing Suit we would be there already"
While walking down a hill in Engalnd Whitney fantasied about her newest thrill seeking adventure...and her desire to be done with the hike. -Whitney
"You need to take a sutafed its what meth is made out of"
While sifting through her medicine cabinet to find Keelan something to soothe his ear pain.
"Poppison"
A name for Grandpa Pat that is a variation of Poppy (a name Fiona gave to him).
(pronunciation instructions: Say it like you are Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid)
"Not only is the whiskey in the coffee, there is also COCAINE! ....Good value in a recession."
Waiter at (Boxty) restaurant in Dublin after being asked if the Irish coffee was good.
"...Sorry"
After Grandpa Pat told Aidan he was born in 1937.
-Aidan
"When you came in we thought you were on the run"
As Griff leaves Trinity Barber shop the man who cut his hair explains his feelings about Griffs hair when he walked into the shop.
"All I want do do is bring pleasures to another man"
After his life changing haircut and hot massage at Trinity Barber shop in Ireland. -Griff
"You woulda been a sonofabitch had I not whipped you into line"
Pat to Griff after reliving the story of griff's childhood spilling and screaming
"Aidan is desk that looks like mesk"
Keelan while speacking in Aidan language explained that Aidan acts like Dad but looks like Mom. (Aidan Language translation: Desk=Dad, Mesk=Mom.)
"They borrowed my family's coolness for their magazine"
Griff after seeing a cover of Smith Magazine that depicted a Evel Knievel graphic.
"ALRIGHT VIJAY!, prove that your from India"
Brady out of the blue while walking to get dinner.
"I cant bowl right now, I'm not at optimum temperature"
Griff after his turn in the bowling round came up at west side lanes.
"I'm showing you what it is"
Mom and Dad go back and forth at west side lanes after mom hurt her arm bowling. Untill Mom respond to why she would bowl if it hurts.
-Christine
Hey whit did she bitch about your present? Because I bought her a fucking tv and she wants a gun!
During the argument over the tv/living room configuration, spear headed by grandma's stressful anger and tears, Griff turns to Whitney and asks a question about her gift choice.
"We aren't reconfiguring shit"
Carol, during the new TV controversy at Grandpa and Grandma's house and after nearly an hour of bickering, swearing, and scoffing.
"For me The idea of eating is better then actually eating"
-Griff
"He is manerexic"
Katie (G16 employee), about Griff's eating habits, or lack there of.