Fiona, while playing in the grass at Grandma's house.
"I'm afraid of his talons"
6-year-old Keelan commenting on RB's (Joe's Dog) claws
"I want mine big fat and juicy"
Fiona, while roasting marshmallows.
"Do you wanna hear one more peice of awesomeness from me...
...I would have finished eighth in the women's 400 yesterday. I would have leaned for the tape to clinch eight then would have turned around to the ninth place finisher and said how does my ass taste!"
Joe talking about how fast he ran the 40 in college.
"That's what some hobo would do if he was kidnapping me"
Keelan pushes Aidan's legs into the car at a divy pit stop. Aidan responds.
"Wait change it back we could be missing another Jew winning a gold"
Erin while watching the Yankee game wants to change back to Olympic gymnastics.
"Grandma slept fully loaded! Gun in holster"
Family wakes up to find Carol fully dressed, made up, shoes on, and tucked in bed.
"Your welc's"
A term used when someone does something stupid or loses a game. It is a remark that is made with the intention of shaming the recipent. ordinarily said with an exaggerated and sarcastic smile.
"Is there an ichiro convention going on downstairs?"
Pat recognizing the amount of Asians at the buffet.
"Put the kibosh on k2 and the hobnobs"
Pat asking to turn music down
Sure you wear your little giants jersey and watch some gang cholo turn you into Brian Stow"
Griff responding positively to Keelan's proposal about wearing his giants apparel to dodger games while attending LMU.
"I can't crack if I don't jack"
Griff explains that while playing MLB 13 the show video game, batting practice is needed before he can do well in a game.
"Roller coaster Funkers?"
While listening to Earth Wind and Fire Kellan asks AIdan who the artist is, Aidan responds humorously.
"Meat please"
While in line at a Mexican resturant and asked by the women making his burrito what his choice of meat is, Aidan replies without thinking.
"THATS what i would save in a fire, Jim Melchert!"
After previously being asked what he would save in a fire earlier, Griff replied much later over breakfast.
"Rebate!"
Joe yells continuously at Emeryville parking ticket exit machine after inserting and then removing validated ticket multiple times.
"The spiders are sunburned?"
After waking up in the middle of the night and telling Erin and Joe that there are spiders all over her, Erin tells her no it’s just your sunburn. Fiona attempts to clarify.
"Your basically an idiot"
Griff to Aidan, while A rambled non stop about gettin' moner. (Aidan Language Translation: moner= money or currency)
"If your going to act like a bitch your going to get called a bitch"
Christine to Keelan after he playfully refuses to do his laundry refuses.
"Smell the burn"
Griff pitches T-Shirt ideas for his new idea: capitol punishment in public through crucifixion with fire (for entertainment). (This quote may have been stolen from George Carlin. Investigation is currently underway.)