Brian Griffith's drunk-driving-from-a-cousin's-wedding common sense solution.
"Disisthelife"
Three year old Aidan, mimicking fourty-something Joe, with hands behind the head, while reclining on the couch.
"No Cheese"
The phrase that gets tagged on the end of anything Grandpa Pat orders, anywhere. Dinner, drinks, sandwiches, movie tickets, magazine subscriptions...etc.
Step on it!
Erin, cheering for something at a football game, but what exactly is not known.
"Thanks for that game of golf. We only paid for three, one guy played for free. We hacked and hacked and putted three, and only K got off the tee. And thank you soooo much.
Following a round at the Canyon course Grandpa began singing about the round to the tone of Thanks for the Memories.
"I don't want to be out there with all those porch monkeys."
Erin, deciding she did not want to be outside on the back porch with the rest of the family anymore.
"When's our kin comin'?"
Whitney, and the reason why the Williams moved from Virginia to Chevy Chase
"Pew, Pew, Stinky Puppet!!"
The crowd yelling to Keelan, so he will dance.
"I'm gonna put you in the dirties."
Fiona, to everyone.
"I hope I don't have rheumatoid arthritis"
Whitney to Griff while wearing huge bulky braces and bandages (think - Derek Jeter at the plate) on her hand.
"You pissed on my hot streak"
Griff to Aidan after A refused to pass him the basketball back after Griff drained a three; and he subsequently missed the next shot.
"'dem rich?"
Erin to griff while driving in luxurious Pacific heights.
Whitney: "Why isn't it legal in Hawaii?" Griff: "It's legal in his van".
Whit and Griff talking about the drug dealing surfer in Hawaii with his legendary white van.
How's Muffin?
Governor Steve Bullock, to Erin at the Board of Education
You will eat the fucking TurDuckIn.
Griff, after cooking a failed holiday meal.
Can I have a ball?
Aidan, above the bullpen, Osprey games.
That's the end of Tucson.
Pat, after failing to get out of the sand trap for the third time and throwing his club toward the cart.
Christine: We just washed those sheets. Erin: No, you didn't.
Erin, after she commented about the massive BO in Keelan's sheets she and Joe just slept in in his bedroom in Berkeley.
Laura Tomarchio: Wanna dance? Joe: Yes. Laura: No. /extends hand to Erin
Whitney's 40th birthday party
I wanna Ollie.
Aidan, 3yo, at an Osprey game.