Griff talking about prednisone
I'm ready to talk later
Keelan while on the phone with the family as they rush out to dinner
"Can you tell who this is?- Is this me or mom?"
Aidan's trick goes wrong
"Just pretend you are not with him"
While Oat was doing fake farts with hottub jets Whitney rolls her eyes and says.
"What do you have to do to get dry around here? Just squeeze out the water without catching your popo in the ringer?"
Pat after exiting the hot tub
"Pat: I'm leaving, I need to get some fresh air. Whitney: We are outside right now"
"I don't get it"
After explaining how emotional it was to reread Aidan's letter to grandpa for his 70th birthday Pat responds.
"I go to baseball games for the smell" "I go to baseball games for the food" "I go to baseball games to make my dad happy"
While at dinner discussing motivations for going to games, Kevin ends the conversation with a psychological bomb.
"Bob Saget!"
Brady swearing
"Just a bingle"
Keelan reads a typo in a baseball storybook to Aidan and Riley at Tom and Diane's House.
"I'll beat you both at basketball 2 on 1...I played a pickup game in Compton last week."
Brady while talking to Keelan and Forrest about a basketball game in the near future.
"That was AWESOME!"
In the a dark crowded theater just as School of Rock (Jack black film) ends 4 year old Aidan stands up throws his hands in the air and yells.
"One token. Long night for you daddy."
Chris Hartney give Finn $20 in tokens and he won 1,000 tickets playing his first one. He comes over, throws the tix in his dad's lap.
"She's one inch from ugliness"
Grandpa Pat talking about a news anchorwomen's face.
"Chris, did you move because my zipper was down?"
Grandpa Pat.
"poop explosion"
Fiona...description was redacted for safety reasons.
His bog was darking
Fiona talking about a dog she saw earlier that day.
I'd like to file a motion to chill
Nate while passing the Hanalei Courthouse.
I think you like making fun of something you know I worked so hard on.
Keelan, to Joe, in response to Joe politely recommending changes to a website to make it better, almost making Joe feel bad.
Outta beer already. Dad and I are going into town to get another keg.
Brian Griffith, in the receiving line, to Joe, at Erin and Joe's wedding, at 6:12pm, before dinner had even been served. Also - the first and only exchange between Brian and Joe at the wedding.